Woke up wanting people to shut up, going to sleep the same way.
4 more nights in this hell-hole.
WHAT THE FUCK
she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER
That escalated quickly.
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My parents and I got into an argument tonight. This is how arguments happen in our household.
| Me: | I took Bug (my little brother) on a drive tonight to calm him down and help him sleep |
|---|---|
| Mom: | Aww honey that's so sweet |
| Me: | Yeah we got totally lost |
| Dad: | Of course you did |
| Me: | Yeah up in the back woods |
| Mom: | Oh that's scary |
| Me: | Yeah, so it's like dark and in the middle of the woods so I stop the car- |
| Dad: | YOU WHAT!? |
| Me: | I stopped the car? |
| Dad: | WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? |
| Me: | We were lost.. |
| Dad: | HAVE WE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!? |
| Mom: | HOW- WHY WOULD YOU- |
| Mom: | DO YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF SUPERNATURAL |
| Me: | |
| Dad: | |
| Me: | |
| Dad: | Of course she does, then those giant men in plaid will show up to save the day. Good job Kat, this is why our daughter is a dumbass. |
these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera.
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listen here cumslut, nice legs daisy dukes make the ridiculously photogenic peasants gangnam style away from actual scalene triangle shia labeouf as cole sprouse performs a sociology snapback so dope and the ikea monkey watches from the window and we didn’t catch kony but you tried to save the ecce homo painting by restoring it with twinkies as the world ended, god bless you (with equius) #2terms
did i just re-live 2012
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i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us
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