unclefather:

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

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beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

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majaokej:

Can’t get over the perfection that One Tree Hill was. 

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mostbeholden:

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

That Bogart oneeeeee

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nikynaa:

luxurycruisinglarry:

tajellybeeenz:

stormfire710:

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

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IT’S FUCKING BACK

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chakrabot:

sincerelymady:

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

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crydaisy:

hey lil pompom eat ur greens

crydaisy:

hey lil pompom eat ur greens

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mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

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hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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springheeledjack:

springheeledjack:

Not taking any of Crayola’s shit today.

I think this is my first post to break 100. Clearly many of us have issues.

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the18thpaledescendant:

jacket-bubby:

wildwhoran:

d4vek4t:

wHAT THE FUCK MY CAT IS ALL WARBLY IM LOOKING AT HIMA ND HE LOOKS LIKE FUCKING FURRY WAVES WTF

IVE BEEN WAITING 84 YEARS FOR THIS TO BE ON MY DASH AGAIN OMG THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POSTS

oh god…

i just looked at my smiths poster and andy’s face was all wonky and im laughin

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